100 Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes

100 Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes

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Check out this list of 100 of the best Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes. Start your day with a smile!

  1. He gave his father "the talk"
  2. His passport requires no photograph
  3. When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
  4. Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
  5. His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
  6. His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do
  7. He once went to the psychic, to warn her
  8. If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
  9. Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side
  10. He can speak Russian… in French
  11. He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
  12. Superman has pijamas with his logo
  13. His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
  14. The circus ran away to join him
  15. Bear hugs are what he gives bears
  16. He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
  17. When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
  18. His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead
  19. He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
  20. If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark
  21. He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
  22. He can kill two stones with one bird
  23. His signature won a Pulitzer
  24. When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
  25. He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
  26. The dark is afraid of him
  27. Sharks have a week dedicated to him
  28. His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
  29. No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
  30. He once made a weeping willow laugh
  31. He lives vicariously through himself
  32. His business card simply says 'I'll Call You"
  33. He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish
  34. He bowls overhand
  35. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
  36. He is allowed to talk about the fight club
  37. He once won a fist fight, only using his beard
  38. He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
  39. A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
  40. His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
  41. The Holy Grail is looking for him
  42. Roses stop to smell him
  43. He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
  44. His sweat is the cure for the common cold
  45. Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
  46. Werewolves are jealous of his beard
  47. He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
  48. He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
  49. He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
  50. He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
  51. He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
  52. If opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits
  53. Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him
  54. When he was young he once sent his parents to his room
  55. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
  56. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body
  57. His blood smells like cologne
  58. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede
  59. Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
  60. He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks
  61. Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
  62. Panhandlers give him money
  63. When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
  64. His shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice
  65. When he holds a lady's purse, he looks manly
  66. Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
  67. When in Rome, they do as HE does
  68. His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
  69. The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
  70. While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right han
  71. He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
  72. Time waits on no one, but him
  73. Once he ran a marathon because it was "on the way"
  74. His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"
  75. The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
  76. Presidents take his birthday off
  77. His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft
  78. He has never walked into a spider web
  79. He is left-handed. And right-handed
  80. His shirts never wrinkle
  81. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
  82. His organ donation card also lists his beard
  83. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
  84. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
  85. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
  86. Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
  87. His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
  88. If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
  89. He’s never lost a game of chance
  90. He is the life of parties that he has never attended
  91. He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his
  92. He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back
  93. His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
  94. He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
  95. Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake
  96. If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
  97. He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited
  98. Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
  99. He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take
  100. He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.

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49 COMMENTS

  1. Yt

    When someone sneezes, he says, “I bless you.”

  2. GEORGE

    Jesus walked on water, he swam on land

  3. tom

    He once won a marathon while sleeping.
    Bwahahahaha

  4. hk

    He knows what color the wind would be

  5. bob

    he once had a conversation with the tree

  6. Cyndi Christen

    MY MAN!!!

  7. KL

    The most interesting man in the world has Santa Claus worried about being on his naughty or nice list….. Merry Christmas my friends……

  8. Dave

    He doesn’t wait for a sunrise, the sun waits HIM to rise.

  9. Dennis O'Brien

    He once led a horse to water….and made it drink

  10. North

    1) The song “You had a bad day puzzles him”…
    2) If he were ever to suddenly find himself half the man he used to be it would still be so much more than any other man

  11. nehemiah

    His eyes are corrective lenses for his glasses

  12. Todd

    He once parallel parked a freight train.

    His words hold so much weight they would break a lesser mans jaw.

  13. Joel

    He once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called “The Islands.”

  14. Number 6

    The handsomest man in the world walked in on his wife (the most beautiful woman in the world) and him in bed. The husband would immediately understand

  15. Number 6

    He once yelled theater in a crowded fire and saved everyone

  16. Joey

    He would make a therapist go to therapy!

  17. Ray

    He seldom takes penalty kicks, but when he does there unstoppable.

  18. Chris

    When he looks through the forest… The trees see him.

  19. jim

    His “boys” can’t swim, but they don’t need to

  20. Steve Johnson

    Once bitten, he is still not shy.

  21. Steve Johnson

    Back in the 60’s, the Beatles used to scream at him.

  22. Steve Johnson

    He once engaged in horseplay, and the horses lost.

  23. Bill Mars

    He once wrote a check and the bank bounced!!

  24. Bill Mars

    The blarney stone french kissed HIM

  25. Bruno

    He has a “safe word” for phone sex.

  26. anom

    it had never been “his bad”

  27. nels59

    He has a drug sniffing dog as his dealer

  28. jc

    He can get to the north pole bye heading west…

    He apples his decore

  29. Ozzy

    The reason his picture isn’t on money is because he said it would “de-value his image”

  30. Timothy roxbury

    Whenever he is driving down the street, potholes move out of his way.

  31. Timothy roxbury

    While in the military, he taught sniper’s to shoot from point blank range….UNDETECTED!!!

  32. Sidesho

    He tried lumosity, overrided they’re system

  33. Albert

    Putin gave him a Gold Medal just for attending the Olympics.

  34. Ken

    He once found the fountain of youth, but he didn’t drink cause he wasn’t thirsty.

  35. Albert

    When he dreams, it’s not only in color, but IMAX 3D.

  36. jeffrey

    He knows what the fox says

  37. jeffrey

    If He where to tell you his secrets he would have to kill you………IN THE AFTERLIFE

  38. Josh Posh

    He can spy on the NSA with an 8 ball.

  39. Albert

    The Pope once kissed his ring.

  40. Albert

    A disparaging remark to him from a drunk Russian sailor almost caused an international incident, in Cuba.

  41. Albert

    He once chastised himself, then later apologized.

  42. Albert

    He once had a wardrobe malfunction. Three ladies fainted.

  43. Titanium Dragon

    His two cents are worth thirty-seven dollars and change.

    He can disarm you with his looks… or his hands, either one.

  44. Timothy

    After he gets out of his bath water, it’s cleaner than it was before he got in it.

  45. Timothy

    All snow flakes want to be like him.

  46. Albert

    He once gave his guardian angel CPR.

  47. Timothy

    Speed bumps will flatten before he approaches them…and rise again after he passes them.

  48. Otis

    All dogs go to heaven because he said so.

  49. Tom d

    The godfather once made him an offer……..he refused it.

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