Admit it. Nothing is better than playing Mario Kart with your friends and watching them slip on a banana peel that you dropped. As we go through life, it is always good to be loaded with a few hilarious banana jokes to tell our friends because what else will you say after breakfast? Even if only you and the fruit flies are laughing when the punchline lands, we will be here to appreciate your amazing banana dad jokes.
Below, you will find the 57 best banana jokes and banana puns! So if you feel like monkeying around at work, we hope this gives you bunches of ammo to throw at your coworkers. So grab your favorite banana, ripe or green, and read through these hilarious jokes!
Funny Banana Jokes
1. Why did the banana need a haircut? It had split ends!
2. Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely? They’re always in bunches!
3. What do when you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up!
4. What do bananas wear on their feet? A pair of slippers!
5. Where do bananas get all of their clothes? Banana Republic.
6. How does a banana answer the phone? It says, “Yellow.”
7. Did you hear that they aren’t going to grow bananas any longer? Apparently, they’re long enough already.
8. What’s yellow and always points north? A banana compass!
9. What did the ripe banana say to the green banana? You are looking green with envy!
10. What do you call a banana that doesn’t take anything from anyone? The top banana!
11. Why don’t bananas snore at night? They don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch!
12. What do you call a banana that is very charismatic? A banana smoothie!
13. What position did the banana finish when he was competing in the Tour de France? He was riding with the peel-oton!
14. What is yellow and used to write nice letters? A ball-point banana!
15. What did one banana say to the other banana when picking up the phone? Yellow! How have you been?
16. What made the banana such a smoothie? Yogurt!
17. When will the trail mix have enough money to afford a vacation? Once the banana chips in!
Funny Banana Puns
18. How does the monkey make sure that they don’t fall down the stairs? They hang onto the banana-ster!
19. What kind of school do bananas go to? Sundae school.
20. Why did the banana call in sick to work? He wasn’t peeling well.
21. How did the banana avoid the police? He split!
22. What is a banana’s favorite day of the week? Sundae!
23. What’s a banana’s favorite thing to wear? A slipknot t-shirt!
24. What do you call the time between slipping on a banana and falling down? A bananasecond.
25. What do you call it when a banana eats itself? Canabananalism.
26. Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang in bunches!
27. Why do bananas always use sunscreen? They don’t want to peel!
28. What happens when a banana couple breaks up? A banana split!
29. What did the banana say when he was trying to flirt with another banana? The outfit makes you like a-peeling.
30. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
31. Why did the bananas go to the doctor? They were peeling very sick.
32. What is the key to opening a banana? A monkey!
33. Why can’t bananas yell high? Because they can only yellow…
34. How did the apple tell the other fruit that it was leaving? He said, “I’m going bananas!”
35. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
36. Want to hear a joke about potassium? K.
37. What kind of money does fruit use? Banana bread!
38. Why did the banana go out with the prune? He couldn’t find a date!
39. Why couldn’t the banana find a date that liked him? None of the other fruits would split the check!
40. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-nanas!
Dad Jokes About Bananas
41. Bananas are super sensitive! I made fun of one the other day, but I felt bad because I hurt its peelings.
42. How do you make a banana split? You cut it in half.
43. What is yellow and goes over twenty five miles per hour? A banana in a washing machine.
44. Knock knock! Who’s There? Banana! Banana who? Banana split some ice cream?
45. Why did they cancel the ice cream social? The ice cream and banana split!
46. What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers!
47. How do you spell a banana split? Ba Na Na
48. What do you call two bananas that are friends with a monkey? A bunch of idiots!
49. Did you know that the banana peel is supposed to be put under the controlled substance act? It can give people bad trips.
50. How do unripe bananas feel about ripe bananas? They are green with envy!
51. Why did the kid fall of his bike? It had a banana seat!
52. What is a banana’s favorite transportation song? The Yellow Submarine!
53. What is the chemical compound of a banana? BaNa2
54. Why couldn’t the banana cross the road? Bananas don’t walk.
55. What is a sheep’s favorite fruit? Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa-nanas.
56. Why did the plantain get sent to the principal’s office? He totally went bananas!
57. What politician loves bananas the most? Al Gore-illa!
58. Why did the manager fire the new employee at the banana factory? He kept throwing the bent ones away!
Until next time, make sure to share these silly banana puns with your friends, family, and even your apples! We hope these banana jokes give you side-splitting laughter. Which one was your favorite one? Go ahead and tell us in the comment section!