Cookies tend to make life a little sweeter, very much so that there is a day dedicated to them on December 4. There is a reason why everyone loves cookies, and it isn’t just their great taste.
For those of us who like baking them with our loved ones, we know the bonding experience and memories that it can provide. Having a baking recipe passed down and seeing it unfold with our very own hands can be somewhat magical and memorable.
This is why we have batched up quite a few cookie puns for you to share while baking or eating cookies with your loved ones. We have everything cookie humor, from macaron puns to Oreo jokes, and even doe puns. Whatever cookie jokes you seek, you can find here!
1. How do basketball players eat their cookies? By dunking them in milk.
2. A queen never accepts a cookie unless it has royal icing.
3. Who did the Oreo cookie see about his filling? The dentist.
4. What did the oatmeal cookie say to his parents? “Thanks for raisin me right!”
5. Why was the computer sad? Because someone deleted his cookies.
6. Why do the computer and cookie get along really well? Because they both know what it is like to have chips.
7. Rich people will not eat cookies unless they’re fortune cookies.
8. What type of sheet does Cookie Monster use for his bed? A cookie sheet.
9. Why couldn’t the Gingerbread Man get inside his house? Because he couldn’t find his cook-keys.
10. What do you call a deer-shaped cookie? A cookie doe.
11. What type of cookies do girl scouts bake during Halloween? Ghoul Scout Cookies.
12. What did the baker say when his wife asked where her phone was? “I dough know”.
More Fun Cookie Puns
We have compiled more jokes about cookies for you to enjoy. Check them out below:
13. What did the Gingerbread Man say to his wife? “We’re a batch made in heaven”, and what did she reply? “You are the milk to my cookie heart”.
14. Why did the cookie accomplish his goals? Because tough cookies never crumble.
15. Why did the macaron go see the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy.
16. Why doesn’t the chocolate chip cookie like the raisin cookie? Because he claimed he was an imposter.
17. What Shakespeare Play did the Cookie monster star in? Oreo and Juliet.
18. The oatmeal parents are raisin cookies, and are doing a very good job.
19. What is Cookie Monster’s remedy for a hurt cookie? Icing it.
20. What does Homer Simpson say every time he drops a cookie? “Dough!”
21. What do pirates say when they finish all the cookies? Arrrrgh!
22. Why don’t pirates keep their cookies in a treasure chest? Because they keep it in a Cookie JARRRRR!
23. How does the baker keep track of his day? He checks his to-dough-list.
24. What did the baker say after eating two dozen Oreos? “I am double stuffed”
25. Why was the baker a rich man? Because he had a lot of dough.
Non-Crumbling Cookie Puns
26. Why is the baker really good at his job? He isn’t afraid to take whisks.
27. Why does everyone like the lemon cookie? Because he is the zest.
28. What did the oatmeal cookie say to his girlfriend? “You’re the raisin I smile”
29. Who does a cookie call when life starts to crumble? The chocolate chips, his friends.
30. Why couldn’t one side of the Oreo hear the other side of the Oreo? Because there was a white space between them.
31. What does the baker say to himself when he’s stressed? “Keep calm and eat cookies”.
32. What do you call a cookie who got straight A’s on his report card? A smart cookie.
33. What does Cookie Monster say before he eats his cookies? “These cookies and I were mint to be.”
34. What did the cookie girlfriend say to her boyfriend when they first started dating? “Don’t go baking my heart.”
35. Why don’t redheads eat chocolate chip cookies? Because they have a preference for ginger snaps.
36. What did the chocolate chip cookie drop when he fumbled? His chocolate chips.
Last Batch of Cookie Puns
37. What do you call a cookie thief? A crook-ie.
38. What do you call a cookie who doesn’t crumble? A tough cookie.
39. Why aren’t the chocolate chip cookies speaking to one another? Because they are going through a rough batch.
40. What did the chocolate chip cookie say to her boyfriend? “You’re my butter half”.
41. The chocolate chip cookies vowed to be there for one another through butter or worse.
42. What did the cookie basketball team say to the opposing team? “Get ready to crumble!”
43. Why are cookie gifts the best? Because there is so much to chew from.
44. Why did the cookie bank go broke? Because they didn’t have enough dough.
45. What did the baker say when he spent his money on cookies? “That was a bake well spent.”
46. Why didn’t Ms. Sweet go out on a date with Mr. Chocolate-Chip? Because he had a reputation of being a heart baker.
47. Why aren’t bakers good at telling cookie puns? Because they tend to crumble them.
We are all out of cookie pun batches but we hope that the ones we supplied sprinkled your day with a little sweetness and laughter. These cookie puns can be used whenever you want to spread cookie humor with someone else. They can be shared while you’re baking with those you love or while you’re waiting at a bakery to pick up your very own delicious cookies!
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