Food. It’s an everyday essential like clockwork with each meal you ingest. Without it your body can’t run and you’d quickly become faint from lack of energy. Perhaps because of its prominent place in our lives, food is also a great source of entertainment. From providing enjoyment and an excuse to socialize to offering comfort, food helps keep us busy. In addition, food jokes are another way that your daily sustenance can give you a chuckle.

If you’re looking for a good laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. We’ve hand-picked a great selection of food jokes including cooking, lunch, baking and vegetable jokes for you to enjoy. Scroll through the sections to discover the jokes you can relate to best! You’re sure to improve your mood along the way.

Our curated jokes are the perfect antidote to a rough, stressful day, or simply for adding some amusement or humor to your life. Make sure you bookmark the page so that you can come back for some light-hearted fun when you need it again. They say that laughter is the best medicine of all. So, brighten your day and boost your mood with these fabulous food jokes. Then, share the good vibes and fun with a friend!

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Food Jokes
Vegetable Jokes
Cooking Jokes
Lunch Jokes
Baking Jokes
Breakfast Jokes
Fast Food Jokes
Candy Jokes
Nerds

Food Jokes

Promises Pie-crust Made to be Broken Jonathan Swift Quote

  1. “Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.” – Jonathan Swift
  2. “Watermelon – it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.” – Enrico Caruso
  3. “Snack time heals all wounds.” – Bridger Winegar
  4. “Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”– Fran Lebowitz
  5. “An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.” – Will Rogers
  6. Why are there biscuits in the sewing kit tin?
  7. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away..
  8. Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.
  9. I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
  10. What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta!”

Vegetable Jokes

Pumpkin’s Favorite Sport Squash Joke

  1. What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison? An escapea.
  2. What do you get when you cross broccoli and a vampire? Count Broccula!
  3. What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
  4. Why was the potato actor so happy? He got a lead role in Plants vs. Zombies.
  5. Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares? Because they took up to much mushroom
  6. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me.
  7. What’s a vegetable’s favourite casino game? A: Baccarrot!
  8. What does cabbage say at the salad bar? Lettuce pray.
  9. Why are spinach leaves never lonely? A: Because they come in bunches.
  10. What do you call an angry pea? Grump – pea!

Cooking Jokes

What Day Eggs Hate Fry-Day Joke

  1. How do you know there’s a bad cook working in the kitchen? Everyone is ordering Alka-Seltzer to drink with their dinner.
  2. What appliance did the stressed out cook use too much? The pressure cooker.
  3. Every morning, I think I’ll make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
  4. Pro tip – keep cake moist by eating it in one seating.
  5. May the forks be with you.
  6. My wife has a black belt in cooking. One chop and your dead.
  7. One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her “you cooked it, you take it out”.
  8. What are chefs always trying the win? The Hunger Games.
  9. Why did the chef quit? They cut his celery.
  10. What day to eggs hate the most? On Fry Day.

Lunch Jokes

  1. What did Luke Skywalker say to the students before lunch? – May the forks be with you.

Baking Jokes

Baker Stopped Making Doughnuts Got Tired Of Hole Thing Joke

  1. A baker stopped making doughnuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
  2. The gingerbread man thought he couldn’t be caught, until he met his baker.
  3. Our local baker pays his staff on a flourly rate.
  4. You make my dreams crumb true.
  5. The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust.
  6. You deserve butter, he said and she replied “ you bread my mind” .
  7. I just took a Baking Class. The final was a piece of cake.
  8. What do you get when you put Cola in an oven? Baking soda
  9. Raw eggs are good for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
  10. When does bread rise? When you yeast expect it to.

Breakfast Jokes

Monsters Like Their Eggs Terri-Fried

  1. Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.
  2. What type of criminal doesn’t like breakfast? A cereal killer.
  3. Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says: ‘Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.’
  4. Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? Because one is enoeuf.
  5. You’re my butter half
  6. What does a coffee say when it is sad? Pour me, pour me
  7. It’s not procrastinating if you’re drinking coffee, it’s “procaffinating”.
  8. Don’t go bacon my heart! I couldn’t if I fried.
  9. How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!
  10. If Shakespeare cooked breakfast he’d make a hamlet.

Fast Food Jokes

Want A Hanburger Just Like in The Commercials Joke

  1. I hate fast food, it’s too hard to catch.
  2. Most people want a perfect relationship… I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
  3. Dear McDonalds cashier, don’t give me that look. There’s no age limit on a happy meal. And don’t forget the toy.
  4. Orders a big mac with large fries, gets a diet coke.
  5. What did Little Caesars say to Wendys? A: You’ll always have a pizza my heart.
  6. Why is it called “Fast Food”? A: It’s called “fast” food because you’re supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwide, you might actually taste it.
  7. Would octopus make a good fast food? A: You must be squidding!
  8. How did the hamburger introduce his wife? A: Meet patty (meat patty)
  9. When can a hamburger marry a hot dog? A: After they have a very frank relationship!
  10. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live? A: At White Castle

Candy Jokes

Funny Examples of Candy Jokes

  1. What two letters spell candy? C and Y!
  2. Told my doctor I ate nothing but candy edibles for a month. Turns out I have highiabetes
  3. When I walk into an Apple store, I feel like a kid in a candy shop. I can’t afford anything in there.
  4. How do candy lovers laugh? They snicker
  5. What’s the difference between me and candy? People like candy
  6. I tried to steal candy from a newborn baby, but he slapped my hand away. Turns out he wasn’t born yesterday.
  7. Dear “cool kids” They didnt name a candy after you did they? Sincerely,

Nerds

  1. What parasites do candy get? Gummy Worms
  2. What do you call candy that makes you laugh? LOLlies
  3. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed this compilation of general food, vegetable, cooking, and lunch jokes.

Which joke was your favorite? One of the fast food jokes? Or did you prefer one of the breakfast jokes? Tell us about your favorite food jokes, or share a new one in the comments below. We’d love to hear from you!