What did the fox say?
And today, you just may learn the answer.
In this post, you’re going to hear a whole range of funny fox jokes, puns, and pickup lines.
If your favorite comedy material tends to come from four-legged mammals with orange fur and pointy ears, then this is the ‘den’ of jokes you’ve been looking for.
Get ready for some good, old-fashioned, wilderness-friendly, bushy-tailed laughs.
Careful… these jokes are so funny, they just might make you bark like a fox yourself!
Fantastic Fox Jokes For Fox Joke Lovers!
- What does a fox call a rabbit? Fast food!
- How did the fox surf the internet? With Firefox!
- Why did the fox get stuck in the past? Because he was a 20th Century Fox!
- What do you call a fox with green beans stuck in each ear? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
- Why did the fox cross the road? To chase the chicken!
- Why did the fox cross the highway? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
- Why did it take so long for the artist to finish his fox sketch? Because he was paying too much attention to de-tail!
- Why should you never make a fox angry? Because they never fur-get a face!
- How can you become the coach of the Chicago Bears? Easy… just be sly as a fox!
- When should you dance like a fox? When you’re doing the fox trot!
- What happened to that movie that was all about foxes? It bombed at the fox office!
- What does the Doctor Who fox use to travel? His police fox!
- What do you say when fox fur gets mixed in with the rain? It’s raining cats and foxes!
- Why was the zoo employee afraid of the fox? Because he knew it was a fur-ce to be reckoned with!
- What made the fox keep quiet after spilling his secrets? He realized that he had just made a fox pas!
- A man went to a movie, and realized that he was sitting next to a fox.
“Are you a fox?” The man asked.
“Yes.” Replied the fox.
“Why are you at a movie?” The man asked quizzically.
“Well, I liked the book.” The fox replied.
Fox Pickup Lines For The ‘Fur-st Love’ In Your Life!
- Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control… because you’re a fox!
- Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a fox-a-saurus!
- Girl, are you a fox? Because you’re a sight fur sore eyes!
Fox Puns – For Laughter That’ll Have You Yipping!
- Why were the fox soldiers excited to see their commander after such a long absence? Because he was a sight fur sore eyes!
- What do you do when you find an injured fox? You give it furs-taid!
- Where do foxes buy their tails? At re-tail stores!
- How did the fox throw the hunter off his trail? By out-foxing him!
- Why did the fox make a great storyteller? He was good at chasing tall tails!
- What do you call a fox who leads an expedition? A tail-blazer!
- What’s a fox’s favorite beverage? A fur-appuccino!
- Why couldn’t the fox get his plants to grow? Because the soil wasn’t fur-tile enough!
- Where did the fox keep his money? In his safety deposit fox!
- How did the fox outsmart his enemy? By thinking outside the fox!
- What did the old fox always say to the young fox before telling a story. Boy, I’ll tail ya what…
- How did the fox know where he was going? Because he saw the tell-tail signs!
- What was the wise fox’s advice? Stand tail, and keep your furry chin up!
- What do foxes do with toilet paper? They flush it down the tail-et!
- What did the fox call the massive stack of pizzas? A tail order!
- What did the sailer fox say after missing the ship at the dock? Well, that ship has tailed!
Tremendous Fox One-Liners For True Canine Hilarity
- What did the artist fox say as he was painting a portrait? Every picture has a story to tail!
- What did the carpenter fox tell his apprentice. Hit the tail on the head!
- What did the optimistic fox say? Always move fur-wards, never backwards!
- What did the good fox say about the trouble-making fox? He’s good fur nothin!
- What did the philosophical fox say? You can’t see the forest fur the trees!
- What did the used coat sales fox say to the customer? See, it’s none the worse fur wear!
- What’s a fox’s favorite classical song? Fur Elise!
- What did the fox buy to decorate her house? Fur-niture!
- What did the farmer fox use to make his crops grow faster? Fur-tilizer!
- Where do vixens keep their cash? In their furse!
- How did the foxes travel while on vacation? Fur-st Class!
- What did the smitten fox say to his girlfriend? I’ll love you fur-ever!
- Where do foxes farm? On Fur-msteads!
- What was the fox’s favorite book? Animal Furm!
- What do foxes do to celebrate? They throw a fur-ade!
- What do you call a fox who’s always on edge? Fur-anoid!
- What happened to the mama fox who found out that her cub had been skipping school? She became in-fur-iated!
- Why did the fox cub fail his geometry test? Because he couldn’t remember the fur-mulas!
- What do you call a fox that needs glasses? Fur-sighted!
- What do you call it when a fox predicts the weather? A fur-cast!
There you have it!
These fur-tacular fox jokes will keep you yipping (I mean laughing) for hours!
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