Even though llamas and alpacas primarily reside in South America, their popularity precedes it in North America. You can find llama and alpaca themed books, attire, accessories, home décor, and more, pretty much everywhere you go. There isn’t an exact answer as to why they are so popular.
Perhaps, it is because they are known for spitting so much, or maybe because they resemble both a sheep and a camel. Regardless of why they are so popular, people can’t help but to like these pretty awesome animals.
If llamas are currently your thing right now and you are looking for a good laugh, then you have come to the right place. We have everything llama funny and alpaca puns for you to enjoy!
Llama Puns
These llama puns and alpaca jokes are up to their neck with funny sayings and just the right way to make your day a little brighter.
1. What did the llama say when he won a trip to Peru? “Alpaca suitcase.”
2. The llama queen brought nothing but probllama to the relationship. No wonder she’s alone.
3. What Spanish phrase does the llama know? “Como te llamas?”
4. What does the alpaca say when he is not sure what to pack for a vacation? “I’ll pack uhhh…”
5. Which rapper do llamas like listening to? Kendrick Llama
6. The only music that llamas listen to are from Llama Del Rey and Kendrick Llama.
7. What do llamas sing when Justin Bieber comes on the radio? “My llama don’t like you, and she likes everyone!”
8. Which president did the llamas like best? Barack Ollama
9. What did the llama say after meeting the alpaca? “Fleeced to meet you”.
10. What Spanish Christmas song do llamas like to sing? “Fe-leece Navidad”
11. How do llamas greet each other in yoga class? They say “Llamaste”.
12. What do llamas drink during the summer? Llamanade.
13. Why do you need an umbrella when standing next to a llama? Because they spit so much!
14. Which actor do llamas like best? Al Pacacino
15. The prophecy predicted, that the end of time would occur during the alpacalypse, and not the llamageddon.
Llamazing Llama Puns
There is nothing like more llama sayings and puns to keep you laughing. Check out these llamazing puns and llama jokes below:
16. What do nice llamas say to the people they love? “I got a wool llama love for you!”
17. When llamas are in a hurry to leave, what do they drive? A llamborghini.
18. How do llamas know it is time to get up in the morning? Their a-llama rings.
19. The llama couldn’t believe that the mirror showed his spitting image.
20. What sound do you hear when you ring a llama’s doorbell? Llama-llama-ding-dong.
21. What Led Zeppelin song do llamas like to hear? “Whole Llama Love”.
22. The llama parents were so proud when their son got his high school dipllama.
23. What did the llama say after he met Mr. Grass? “Nice gnawing you.”
24. What did the llama say when he didn’t know what to order on the menu? “Llama think about it”.
25. The llama was very friendly and now he is very mean, he must have a spit-personality.
26. What did the llama say after being invited to a picnic? “Alpaca lunch”.
A Little More Llama Fun Puns
Careful when reading this last bit of llama puns, as our llama humor might have you spitting with laughter!
27. Where does the llama go to take a long vacation? Alpacapuco
28. Llamas sing best when they sing in alpacapella.
29. Who is a llamas’ spiritual mentor? The Dalai Llama
30. Be careful not to stand between two llamas, you wouldn’t want to get llamanated.
31. Which musical song will you catch a llama singing along to? “Llama mia, here I go again”.
32. What do you call an underground secret llama society? I-llama-nati.
33. The llamas were almost out of llamanade, they had to do a fifty-fifty spit.
34. What did the llama say when asked if he wanted a free llamande with his grass? “Might as wool”.
35. How do llamas keep their important documents from getting ruined? They llamanate them.
36. What was the name of the famous llama classical composer? Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
37. Did you hear about the two llamas that got in a fight? It was nothing but llama drama.
38. Why were the llamas eating outside? Because they were at a alpacanic.
39. Why are llama herders stress free? Because they save their drama for their llamas.
We hope these llama puns provided you with a wool lot of laughter. These llama puns can be shared with anyone needing a break from llama drama and instead wants to enjoy some llama fun!
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