There is nothing like a good meat pun to get the laughter going when waiting in line at the meat market or to share with friends at your next barbeque. Whatever your reason for seeking funny meat puns, you have come to the right place. We provide all sorts of meat humor, from beef puns all the way to butcher puns. All family friendly meat humor can be found here.
You will find that all can enjoy the funny meat jokes we have rounded up. Don’t be surprised if vegetarians also want to join in the laughter, as eating meat isn’t a requirement to read these funny puns. So, keep reading to partake in this meaty laughter experience!
Funny Meat Puns
- What did the butcher say when he gave me the wrong meat order? “I’m sorry for the mis-steak”.
- What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
- The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
- What is a skeleton’s favorite meat choice? Spare ribs.
- Why did the cow go on a diet? To become lean beef.
- Careful not to order the sausage, it is the wurst!
- What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
- Where did the butcher meet his wife? At the Meat ball.
- What did the butcher say to his parents when he introduced his girlfriend? “Meat Patty”.
- What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
- What do you call a cow sitting on the floor? Ground beef.
- The cow musical conductor always starts the music on a beef-flat note.
- Who was the meatiest knight throughout the land? Sir Loin.
- What did the cow’s Valentine’s Day Card say? ”Will you beef my Valentine?”
- Why don’t hot dogs like the winter? Because they become chilly dogs.
- What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
- What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
- What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
- Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
- What is a pig’s favorite karate move? A pork chop.
- What is a pig’s favorite dinosaur movie? Jurassic Pork.
Meat Puns by the Pound
22. The meat expired and it smelled very offal!
23. Why was the chef so bad at telling meat jokes? Because he butchered them all.
24. Why didn’t the farmer invest in the steak market? Because he didn’t want to brisket.
25. The butcher stopped eating deli meat every day, he decided to go cold turkey.
26. I never open email messages about canned meat because I know it is Spam.
27. What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
28. What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
29. The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
30. What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
31. What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
32. Why did the farmer take on an extra job at the meat market? Because he needed extra money to make ends meat.
More Meat Puns
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33. What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
34. Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
35. What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
36. Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
37. What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
38. How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
39. Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
40. What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
41. Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
42. What do you call two pigs playing tug of war? Pulled pork.
43. Why did the sick bacon go to the doctor? Because he wanted to be cured meat.
44. Why couldn’t the chicken play the drums? Because he lost his drumstick.
45. Why are steaks good detectives? Because they are great at steak-outs.
Puns for Meat-ing and Greet-ing
46. Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque? He was looking for an extra rib.
47. Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
48. Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
49. The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
50. What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
51. No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
52. Why did the cow twitch? Because he was beef jerky.
53. The steak knew he was in love when she became “the apple of his rib-eye”.
54. Why are the vegans fighting if they didn’t have any beef?
55. Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
56. Why does the band only allow chickens and turkeys to join? Because they have the best drumsticks.
57. What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
58. What do you call a pig that can write with both the left and right hand? Ham-bidextrous.
59. The pig got the role of Ham Solo in the movie “Star Wurst”.
There you have it folks, we have provided you with all the meat puns to make your day a little brighter. These meat puns are ideal to use at your next barbeque, meat-up, and even while you are waiting in line at the meat market. Feel free to also use these cleaver meat jokes anytime you want to make some else’s day brighter with meaty laughter.
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