Pandas are by far everyone’s favorite endangered species. These black and white bears are the most adorable mammals in the world! They eat bamboo all day, and they are perfect for cute memes. Because of this, we have many comedians, environmentalists, and everyday people who have made funny quotes about pandas.
Everyone loves these animals, and it shows with our obsession. We even have a cult classic movie, Kung Fu Panda, that we have quotes from. Nothing inspires people more than encouragement from Master Shifu, Master Turtle, and Po! So, grab your bamboo sticks and enjoy these 23 movie quotes, funny quotes about pandas, and panda sayings!
Kung Fu Panda Quotes
- “If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than who you are.” – Master Shifu
- “One of the things we love about Po is that he’s vulnerable. He’s someone that we can all identify with because he has those insecurities.” – Jennifer Yuh Nelson
- “There are no accidents.” – Master Oogway
- In order “to make something special, you just have to believe it is special.” – Mr. . Ping
- “You are the master of your destiny! No one and nothing can come in between you and your destiny except you.” – Po
- “Your story may not have such a happy beginning but that does not make you who you are, it is the rest of it – who you choose to be.” – Soothsayer
- “You must let go of the illusion of control.” – Master Oogway
- “Your story may not have such a happy beginning but that does not make you who you are. It is the rest of it, who you choose to be.” – The Soothsayer
- “There are no coincidences in this world.” – Master Oogway
- “We do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears.” – Master Shifu
- “There is always something more to learn, even for a master.” – Po
Funny Quotes About Pandas
- “I’m really into pandas right now. They’re really scratching an itch for me.” – Nick Kroll
- “It’s like the panda. They say that they’re dying out, but what do they do? When you see them, they’re just sitting in the jungle eating.” – Karl Pilkington
- “Summit meetings tend to be like panda mating. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing.” – Robert Orben
- “I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda. I should be a video game.” – Adam Rex
- “I’m not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now.” – Ryan Reynolds
- “I don’t get why people focus so much on pandas when it comes to endangered species. They eat bamboo! It has no nutrients! They brought this upon themselves.” – Anonymous
- “Never give up on your dreams. Just keep sleeping.” – Panda
- “Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on.” – Adam Ant
- “I’m nicknamed as Panda because I sleep, then eat, then play, but…to note is that I’m super cute.” -Annie John
- “Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese, and they’re taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?” – Jim Jefferies
Panda Sayings
- “Books can break a man open, even ones about a panda.” – Gregory Sherl
- “Pandas. They’re proof that you can eat just bamboo and still be fat.” – Anonymous
- “Less diversity means fewer options for change. Wild or domesticated, panda or pea, adaptation is the requirement for survival.” – Cary Fowler
- “I thought the secret of life was obvious: be here now, love as if your whole life depended on it, find your life’s work, and try to get hold of a giant panda.” – Anne Lamott
- “We use pandas and eagles and things. I’d love to see a wilderness society with an angry-looking wolverine as their logo.” – E. O. Wilson
- “Friendship looks like a cuddly, warm panda hug.” – Anonymous
- “I met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently, the panda is a nasty animal.” – Dov Davidoff
- “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal. Native to China. They eat shoots and leaves.”
– Lynne Truss - “He was a giant panda, Santa Claus, and the Jolly Green Giant rolled into one. On him, a lean and slender physique would have looked like very bad casting.” – Craig Claiborne
Did you love these quotes? Which one was your favorite? Was there a specific quote that made you chuckle or encourage you to keep battling like Po? Please share your favorite panda quote or panda meme down below!
Thank you so much for reading!
