Who doesn’t love a joke?
And who doesn’t love sushi?
Sushi has become a favorite food all over the world. But do you know what’s even better than sushi?
Combining sushi together with awesome jokes for tableside laughs!
Well, in this post, we’ve compiled some of the best sushi puns, sushi jokes, sushi humor, and more.
Maybe you need a quick one-liner for your next sushi party?
Maybe you need some fresh material for the next time you’re ‘on a roll’ with a comedy bit?
Either way, these sushi jokes are ‘raw’ and hilarious.
Don’t worry. There’s nothing ‘fishy’ about these sea-based one-liners!
Funny Sushi Jokes – A ‘Raw’ Pleasure For Seafood And Joke Lovers Combined!
- Why’d the octopus cross the road? Because he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant!
- I need to complain about the new sushi restaurant at the airport. Yes, there were large portions on a massive conveyor belt… but all the pieces tasted like luggage!
- What did the sushi-roll say to the bee? Wasabi!
- Yesterday, I walked into a new sushi bar. And guess what? The chef looked very o-fish-all!
- What did Houdini say right before his famous sushi-restaurant vanishing act? Now you sashimi, now you don’t!
- I hired a sushi chef. After a couple of weeks, I asked him what his favorite roll was. He replied my payroll!
- How does Lady Gaga eat her sushi? Ra-ra-raw raw raww!
- What was the soldier’s favorite type of sushi? The combat roll!
- I got some expensive sushi on special last night. It was a raw deal!
- For awhile, I thought that I’d found something to replace my expensive sushi habit. But alas, it was only tempura-ry!
- Did you hear about that new lawyer-themed sushi restaurant downtown? They call it Sosumi!
- What do they call fancy sushi? The rolls-rice of seafood!
- Why’d the sushi cross the road? Sushi could get to the other side!
Sushi Puns – Grab Your Chopsticks And Fill Up Your Funny Bone!
- The substitute teacher for my sushi preparation class last year was a kleptomaniac. She took roll!
- My girlfriend got tired of me always eating all the seafood. Sushi left me!
- What did the seafood chef say when his son brought his girlfriend over for dinner? Sushis the one you’ve been telling us about, huh?
- Have you ever tried whale sushi? It’s killer!
- What did the sushi chef say to the magician? Pick a cod… any cod!
- When does the sushi chef put nutella on the salmon roll? When the customers order salmonella!
- What did the chef call the new sushi roll that sung pop music? A spicy auto-tuna!
- Why’d the duck say ‘bang’ while ordering his sushi? Because he wanted the firequacker roll!
- Why’d the little girl order skittles on her sushi roll? Because she wanted to ‘taste the rainbow roll!’
- What do ghosts order on their Philadelphia rolls? Scream cheese!
- What sushi roll does Emilia Clarke order? The ‘Mother of Dragons’ roll!
- What’s included in the candy sushi roll? Swedish fish!
- The sushi came to the party wearing a tie. It was so-fish-ticated!
- What did the rapper say when he entered the sushi restaurant? Sashimi rolling, they eatin…
Wasabi Jokes – For The Spiciest Sushi Humor This Side Of The Sea-Side!
- Waiter: “Can I get you anything else to go with your sushi?”
Waiter: “Not much B, wassup with you?”
What does the sushi restaurant call their frozen Wasabi dessert? Spice cream!
- The sushi chef, after much searching, finally located the source of the buzzing noise. It wasabi!
Sushi One-Liners – Hotter Than Wasabi!
- Why did the sushi chef refuse to talk about the accident? Because it was still very raw!
- After conducting their business, sushi A shook sushi B’s hand. I think you’re getting the raw end of the deal on this one, he said with a grin.
- What’s Bob Seeger’s favorite sushi roll? That old Thai rock and roll!
- What did the first sushi say to the second sushi before leaving for the party? Time to roll out!
- There is a legend that haunts the land of sushi. It’s called the ghost of Sushima!
- How old was the sushi chef when he created his first world-class sushi? Tuna half!
- What’s the best food to eat before trial? A sue-shi roll!
- What did sushi roll A say to sushi roll B? It’s rice to meet you!
- What did the sushi roll say to the rice? Let’s chopstick together!
- Why’d the sushi chef sleep on a rice bag? Because it made a nice pilau!
- What do you call a sushi roll that graduated from college? An honor roll!
- What did the sushi roll say when the customers started making assumptions about it? Orzo you think!
- Why didn’t the rice like the sushi picture? Because it was too grainy!
- Why does sushi rice need to be so sticky? Because if it wasn’t, it would be too easy to pilaf!
- Why did the cops show up at the sushi restaurant? Because they smelled something fishy!
Sushi Sayings – Ancient Wisdom, Interesting Conversation Starters, Perfect Sushi Instagram Captions!
- This sushi is shrimply the best!
- Let’s let the good times roll!
- My friend, I think we dance to a different tuna!
- Eat a balanced diet… a sushi roll in each hand!
- Can’t find love? Maybe you’re looking in eel the wrong places?
- Sushi makes miso happy!
Sushi Quotes – What Famous People Think About The World’s Best Food!
- “Aphorisms are food for thought. Like sushi, they come in small portions that are both delicious and exquisitely formed. And, like sushi, I can never get enough.” – James Geary
- “My ideal night would probably be a dope outfit, people that I love around me. Go to get some dinner, have some amazing food. Maybe sushi or Italian: I love both.” – Bebe Rexha
- “In Japanese, sushi does not mean raw fish. It means seasoned rice.” – Guy Fieri
- “I’m not making art, I’m making sushi.” – Masaharu Morimoto
- “I literally order sushi, watch ‘Law & Order,’ and go to sleep at 9 o’clock every night. I’m a grandmother.” – Bella Hadid
Well, there you have it!
Just a few of the best sushi jokes and puns around!
But that’s not all.
Check out some of our other posts for more hilarious puns, one-liners, and pick-up-lines.
We compiled all of our favorite sushi jokes in this post, but maybe we forgot a few?
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